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Shortly buys fresh eggs at ½ off to save money… John Gabriel
I loaned money to my ex-girlfriend and now money is tight. I bought a dozen fresh eggs at a ½ off sale to save money and to might dismay, they all hatched by the time I got home. Now I … Continue reading
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Shortly calls Denise…
I can hardly believe it myself but I finally got a name and phone number from a hot looking lady to add to my new smartphone. Even more amazing, she asked me to call her tonight at 8 pm! When … Continue reading
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Shortly gets a phone number from Wanda…
I found this note on my doorstep and genuinely felt bad that Wanda had to move for a new job after only one date with her. But on the bright side I can tell by her note she was really … Continue reading
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Shortly changes a lady’s tire…
I came to the aid and changed a flat tire for a lady as another guy mostly watched me. I ripped my new shirt, scraped my knuckles and got quite dirty. When completed, I got a thank you. The … Continue reading
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Shortly paints the basement floor…
My mom asked me to paint the basement floor and give my temporary living arrangement a little color. Not to my surprise, I actually painted myself in a corner and now know how it feels to watch paint dry for … Continue reading
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Some people just can’t take a compliment…
I told a lady at work today I wish I could grow a mustache like hers and suddenly she got really angry at me. I guess some people just can’t take a compliment… Copyrighted work by John Gabriel
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Shortly Shorts and speed dating….
Last night I went to my first speed dating event. Every 3 minutes I would go from table to table to briefly introduce myself to a different lady. By the end of the night I must have went to … Continue reading
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I don’t get Hump Day! Shortly Shorts
I don’t get all this stuff about Hump Day and that TGIF thing! All Hump Day means is two more days till another no date weekend and spending one more Friday night with my mom watching reruns on television and … Continue reading
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Rumor has it countless woman…
Shortly Shorts Rumor has it countless of women emailed facebook complaining I now have an account with them so facebook announced they are bringing back the ‘Thumbs Down’ option just because of me. This is really good for me though, … Continue reading
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Shortly Shorts loans money to his ex-girlfriend
I loaned an ex-girlfriend some money several months ago and I haven’t seen her since then and she won’t return my calls. I beginning to think she’s avoiding me. Perhaps she’s still having hard times and I should send her a ‘thinking … Continue reading
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