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She was very happy to see me… Shortly Shorts

Posted on September 15, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

I really feel bad for one of my ex-girlfriends who I ran into the other day. I know she was very happy to see me because she went to pull out a little can of perfume from her purse to … Continue reading →

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I was the best boyfriend ever…

Posted on September 13, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

She said I was the best boyfriend ever… I was definitely in the top 10 for sure… I had some faults but past boyfriends had more… I was the worse boyfriend ever… Copyrighted work by John Gabriel

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I always say hello to her…

Posted on September 12, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

There’s this lady at work who’s name is Barbie. I always say hello to her but she always acts like I’m invisible. Well yesterday at a meeting I got to sit next to her. Halfway through the meeting she let … Continue reading →

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The cubicle at work next to mine…

Posted on September 10, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

I went to introduce myself to the lady at work today who just moved into the cubicle next to mine. Before I could even say hello, she quickly said, ‘Never bother or talk to me while I’m trying to read … Continue reading →

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My meddling mom…

Posted on September 10, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

Living temporary at home with my mom has its issues. She often likes to meddle in my personal life with the ladies I know. A good example is Marsha who I work with. Her car broke down so I’ve been … Continue reading →

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I’m like down to zero friends…

Posted on September 10, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

I think my friend request on facebook is broken. I’m like down to zero friends. I had two friends but my girlfriend blocked me. Okay she wasn’t exactly my girlfriend but she was a lady I use to know and … Continue reading →

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Ordering off the $1 menu…

Posted on September 10, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

I was in line at my local fast food restaurant ordering a burger and small drink from the $1 menu when I overheard a woman in the line next to me tell her friend, look at the big spender! I … Continue reading →

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Monday morning…

Posted on September 10, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

Woke up late for work Monday morning only to find my freshly brewed pot of coffee from my brand new preset auto-start coffee maker overflowed all over the countertop and floors. Unfortunately, I didn’t realize it until I slipped on … Continue reading →

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Busy week for me…

Posted on September 10, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

This has been a very busy week for me, last night I ran into another one of my ex-girlfriends. I asked her if she ever wondered how things would of worked out years ago for us if we got married … Continue reading →

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Shortly Shorts for President…

Posted on September 10, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

I’ve been giving it great thought about running for President. Yes it’s true most everyone has no clue who I am and the ones who do know me, don’t like me. It’s also true the majority of women say I’m … Continue reading →

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