Tag Archives: ex-girlfriend

Shortly buys fresh eggs at ½ off to save money… John Gabriel

Posted on April 7, 2016 by shortlyshortsworld

I loaned money to my ex-girlfriend and now money is tight. I bought a dozen fresh eggs at a ½ off sale to save money and to might dismay, they all hatched by the time I got home. Now I … Continue reading →

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My ex-girlfriend makes a voodoo doll

Posted on March 31, 2016 by shortlyshortsworld

My ex-girlfriend made a voodoo doll in the likeness of me. After sticking several pins in it she said the doll was just like me, worthless and didn’t work… copyrighted work

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The Lotto and my Ex-Girlfriend…

Posted on January 14, 2016 by shortlyshortsworld

I guess I’ll never understand women. One of my ex-girlfriends just called me this morning telling me I owed her $100 for lotto tickets she bought for the both of us to share. She said unfortunately none of our tickets … Continue reading →

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Shortly gets a phone number from Wanda…

Posted on October 6, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

I found this note on my doorstep and genuinely felt bad that Wanda had to move for a new job after only one date with her. But on the bright side I can tell by her note she was really … Continue reading →

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Shortly changes a lady’s tire…

Posted on October 2, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

  I came to the aid and changed a flat tire for a lady as another guy mostly watched me. I ripped my new shirt, scraped my knuckles and got quite dirty. When completed, I got a thank you. The … Continue reading →

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Shortly Shorts and speed dating….

Posted on September 17, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

  Last night I went to my first speed dating event. Every 3 minutes I would go from table to table to briefly introduce myself to a different lady. By the end of the night I must have went to … Continue reading →

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I don’t get Hump Day! Shortly Shorts

Posted on September 16, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

I don’t get all this stuff about Hump Day and that TGIF thing! All Hump Day means is two more days till another no date weekend and spending one more Friday night with my mom watching reruns on television and … Continue reading →

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Rumor has it countless woman…

Posted on September 16, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

Shortly Shorts Rumor has it countless of women emailed facebook complaining I now have an account with them so facebook announced they are bringing back the ‘Thumbs Down’ option just because of me. This is really good for me though, … Continue reading →

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Shortly Shorts loans money to his ex-girlfriend

Posted on September 15, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

I loaned an ex-girlfriend some money several months ago and I haven’t seen her since then and she won’t return my calls. I beginning to think she’s avoiding me. Perhaps she’s still having hard times and I should send her a ‘thinking … Continue reading →

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She was very happy to see me… Shortly Shorts

Posted on September 15, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

I really feel bad for one of my ex-girlfriends who I ran into the other day. I know she was very happy to see me because she went to pull out a little can of perfume from her purse to … Continue reading →

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