Tag Archives: ex-girlfriend

I was the best boyfriend ever…

Posted on September 13, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

She said I was the best boyfriend ever… I was definitely in the top 10 for sure… I had some faults but past boyfriends had more… I was the worse boyfriend ever… Copyrighted work by John Gabriel

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My meddling mom…

Posted on September 10, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

Living temporary at home with my mom has its issues. She often likes to meddle in my personal life with the ladies I know. A good example is Marsha who I work with. Her car broke down so I’ve been … Continue reading →

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I’m like down to zero friends…

Posted on September 10, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

I think my friend request on facebook is broken. I’m like down to zero friends. I had two friends but my girlfriend blocked me. Okay she wasn’t exactly my girlfriend but she was a lady I use to know and … Continue reading →

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Monday morning…

Posted on September 10, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

Woke up late for work Monday morning only to find my freshly brewed pot of coffee from my brand new preset auto-start coffee maker overflowed all over the countertop and floors. Unfortunately, I didn’t realize it until I slipped on … Continue reading →

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Busy week for me…

Posted on September 10, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

This has been a very busy week for me, last night I ran into another one of my ex-girlfriends. I asked her if she ever wondered how things would of worked out years ago for us if we got married … Continue reading →

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Shortly Shorts for President…

Posted on September 10, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

I’ve been giving it great thought about running for President. Yes it’s true most everyone has no clue who I am and the ones who do know me, don’t like me. It’s also true the majority of women say I’m … Continue reading →

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I went on a blind date…

Posted on September 10, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

A friend of mine recently hooked me up on a blind date. To my dismay it was a lady I literally bumped into several weeks ago and accidentally spilled hot coffee on her. It happened while I was rushing out … Continue reading →

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I joined an online dating service…

Posted on September 10, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

I joined an online dating service and found a lady who I thought I would be compatible with. We set up our first date to meet at a local restaurant. Imagine my surprise when she showed up with three kids. … Continue reading →

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I missed all the times we laughed together…

Posted on September 10, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

I told my ex-girlfriend how I missed all the times we laughed together but she said we never did because she was always laughing at me… Copyrighted work by John Gabriel

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My old girlfriend is an owl…

Posted on September 10, 2015 by shortlyshortsworld

I’m convinced my old girlfriend turned into an owl. Each time I call her up and say hello it’s Shortly, she always replies, Who, who, who… Copyrighted work by John Gabriel

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